{"id":1203,"date":"2021-01-10T15:37:15","date_gmt":"2021-01-10T21:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2026-07-03T19:39:48","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T01:39:48","slug":"dental-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/dental-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Dental Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call two dentists who live on opposite sides of the world?<\/p>\n<p>Molar opposites.\u00a0<span class=\"_5mfr\"><span class=\"_6qdm\">&#x1f602;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1277\" src=\"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/104784092_3070190826367812_3401115803078087844_o-300x200.jpg\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ alt=\"Cartoon illustration\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/104784092_3070190826367812_3401115803078087844_o-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/104784092_3070190826367812_3401115803078087844_o-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/104784092_3070190826367812_3401115803078087844_o-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/104784092_3070190826367812_3401115803078087844_o.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call two dentists who live on opposite sides of the world? Molar opposites.\u00a0&#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1908,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions\/1908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}