{"id":1318,"date":"2022-08-17T10:22:41","date_gmt":"2022-08-17T16:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2026-07-03T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T01:39:00","slug":"dental-jokes-call-boomerang-made-teeth-%f0%9f%a4%94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/dental-jokes-call-boomerang-made-teeth-%f0%9f%a4%94\/","title":{"rendered":"Dental Jokes: What do you call a boomerang made of teeth? &#x1f914;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t remember the punchline and it&#8217;s probably gonna come back to bite me. <span class=\"pq6dq46d tbxw36s4 knj5qynh kvgmc6g5 ditlmg2l oygrvhab nvdbi5me sf5mxxl7 gl3lb2sf hhz5lgdu\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\"  width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/ alt=\"Laughing emoji.\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1319\" src=\"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/232087056_4218094594910757_4989301688889123915_n-300x300.jpg\"  width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/ alt=\"Cartoon illustration.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/232087056_4218094594910757_4989301688889123915_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/232087056_4218094594910757_4989301688889123915_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/232087056_4218094594910757_4989301688889123915_n.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t remember the punchline and it&#8217;s probably gonna come back to bite me. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1906,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions\/1906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertmitchelldds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}